FUNNY STOCK MARKET, SHARE MARKET EXPERIENCE, UP or DOWN

One of my friend once told me  about the share market, i could not understand, then he explained me about the working of the shares, that in the share market we don't do any work, instead our money does work for us. I said, "OK, but do we have money, he he?"
However, i agreed and went with him to open a d-mat account to start the buying and selling of shares. It seemed to be very interesting and easy way to earn instant money, but actually it was not so in reality.
We went to the broker's office, and expressed our desire to open an account, the manager there explained us the procedures to bid orders and to sell the shares, also about the broking charges this and that, and everything was going above our heads. But, we were determined to start this business, he he, of share market.
So finally, we were ready with our cheques, of 3500 rs each, ya only 3500 only.
We knew only this that buy a share at a low rate and sell that share at a higher rate. But how can we know if it is the lower rate or the higher rate.
Anyways, we bought a company's share, and as soon as we bought the share, it started moving  down, and it became a trend for us that whenever we buy any share, it moves down, and as soon as we sell, it again rises. We had thought to earn money, huge money, but what all we earned was only experience and no money. lol

Free online job , Online works,( fake or true).

I was going through the newspaper where i saw an advertisement. The advertisement was about to earn money online by doing online works, in home, and that too without doing any work, or simply a work of 2 hours daily. And what they say about the amount of money that can be earned is really unbelievable, a whopping 35000 daily.
This advertisement attracted my attention as it would have attracted many others too. I thought to check the website, and with just one view of the website, i came to the conclusion that it is fake. What they want is to sell their kits or something to the people for some money.
Now, think if it claims to earn 35k in one day just for working 2 hours, then why is he telling others to do this and sharing his profits. Why is not he himself do the  online work, why isn't he not telling his family members , and his relatives to do this online work, why is he required to give an advertisement in newspaper and that too on a daily basis and i don't know in how many newspapers.
Suppose, as per the advertisement, one person is doing online work for two hours he earns 35k
if he works for 12 hours, he can earn 420k, that means more than a crore in one year.
Now if he employs his own family members and relatives, imagine what could be his earnings. Then why these advertisements? Any answer?

BROKEN HEART STORY

I dont understand the relation between broken heart and beard. Why is it that people, when they see any young guy with long beard or unshaved face, they consider it as if the guy has been dumped by his lover.
Why do they take unshaved face as a sign of broken heart.
Is it really the right way to know about a broken heart. That means if you want to show that you have been dumped, stop shaving. so funny.
It also means that a girl can never be sad, or she is never sad , because they dont have beard, hahaha....
so, in order to show that that the girl is sad or has a broken heart she should use artificial beard. lol